Can't We All Just Get Along?

"Caller says subject took her down by the beach, took her coat and wallet with $400 in it and called her names."

"Reports of a man revving a chainsaw and shining the lights of his pickup in caller's window."

"Caller reports hearing screaming and yelling between a male and female in the 100 block of Diversity Drive."

(from "Police Log," South Lincoln County News, Oregon, March 3)