Alandrome: Alan Wald's Prehistoric Pacifica Palindrome

As reported in the Pacifica Tribune, Ian Butler recently found a giant mammoth tooth near the Pacifica-Daly City border. In light of this, a palindrome-loving store clerk told Ian's wife Avril that her husband should use Tom's of Maine toothpaste to keep the tooth clean: "Mammoth tooth? Tom, m'am."

ALAN WALD