When he read in the news that a gang of women thieves were stealing clothing at Lululemon stores around the Bay Area, our resident palindromist Alan Wald (no fan of yoga pants) cabled us that the crime wave has spread to The 49th State: "Palindrome-loving thieves in Alaska targeted one particular branch store: Nome Lululemon."
Darn, check out a sample of what we missed at the "The Wisdom of Clouds" event at Pacifica Community Center:
And during the Q&A session, we could have learned about "The Wisdom of Pacifica Fog."
Pacifica takes the lead in San Mateo County cannabis commercialization.
Fearless Leader Kim Jong Un's threat to fire four medium-range missiles "near" the U.S. territory of Guam in mid-August comes as no surprise to Pacifica palindrome lovers, who remember hearing the North Korean despot say: "Guam, I aim: Aug."
Alan Wald wondered what would happen locally if Proposition 64 passed November 8, legalizing marijuana in California. (It did pass!) One possibility floated by enterprising pot farmers is to grow weed in Rockaway Quarry, assuming of course that Measure W loses at the polls (it did!) and quarry owner Paul Heule rides his eenhoorn (Dutch for unicorn) back to Michigan (stay tuned on that!).
Meanwhile, Alan says Pacifica palindrome lovers wasted no time registering "To Pacifica Pot" as the pot farm's name, when their dreams came true in the election.
Palindrome lovers suggest that Melania Trump plagiarizing Michelle Obama's speech strikes another sour note in the Trump campaign:
"No! Melania-gate: yet again, a lemon!"
Pacifica.city and Big Banker both report that Gorilla Barbeque has expanded next door into the former Vintage at Heart thrift store on Highway 1. Pacifica palindrome lover Roger Wilco wishes them well: "All I, Roger, ever nosh, son -- revere Gorilla!"
On Pacific Coast TV's The Bruce Latimer Show, April 6, Pacifica Prince of Palindromes Alan Wald created two palindromes from front-page stories in the April 6 edition of the Pacifica Tribune. (Alan apparently likes to work without a net!) For the results of Alan's palindrome punchout, go to 43:10 in the video below:
Forget all the conspiracy theories about Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia's death. According to palindrome lovers, a crime scene investigator quotes Justice Scalia acknowledging his own ill health: "'I, Scalia, did ail' — a CSI."
To win the upcoming estimated $1.3 billion Powerball lottery, Linda Mar Valley palindrome lovers are resorting to witchcraft:
"Yell a vanilla brew, O Pacifica Powerball, in a valley!"
Oceana Market in Eureka Square is nature-friendly, say Pacifica palindrome lovers: OCEANA ECO
The Pacifica Tribune reports that longtime local TV host Bruce Latimer has recovered from a stroke and is back on the air at PCT 26 after several months' absence. Happily, the guy is irrepressible, or as Pacifica palindrome lovers say: "Bruce none curb!"
With Terra Nova's Wizard of Oz set to stage this weekend, several Pacifica palindrome lovers hoped to land the Wizard role so they could exclaim: "'Tis a Wiz of Oz -- I was it!"
Irrepressible Pacifica palindromist Alan Wald telegraphs the following news about Pi Day:
Woo-hoo! Trying to decide how you're going to celebrate Pacifica Pi Day (3.14) this year? Be sure to avoid the congested SFO airport and typical math holiday madness caused by too many smarties in the Bay Area. For starters, Pacifica palindrome lovers suggest we check in with Pacifica's fast new zoo director, who announced at her first staff meeting exactly one year ago that she had taken charge of the operation and immediately had ordered an increase in the number of hippos from seven to roughly 22: "I'm atop Op. Pi hippopotami!"
And who could forget the palindrome-loving chef on Pacifica PCT Channel 26, who explained as he prepared an exotic chowder (or distinctive surf-and-turf) recipe to celebrate Pi Day: "I pot cod, nag, and octopi!"
Perhaps the best news of all, Pi Day this year is two digits longer: 3.1415. So as we prepare to celebrate Pi Day, Pacifica palindrome lovers say, when offered a slice of celebration cake: "I prefer pi."
Pacifica palindrome lovers believe they've gone too easy on NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams for his false reporting: "Rail on-air Brian, o liar!"
U. S. State Department palindrome lovers warn the next cyber attack could target Pyongyang's national airline: "Era web: Aero Korea beware!"
L'shana Tova! As of Rosh Hashanah on September 25, it is the year 5775! Our first palindrome year since 2002 and 1991! And so it will be a good year any way we look at it.
This palindrome lover can report the Secret Service has taken action to ensure an intruder never again runs across the White House lawn:
"Mr. Alan Wald eyed lawn alarm."
Saturday Night Live announcer Don Pardo, who died August 18, was not only a great announcer but also a palindrome lover.
"Pardo: O, God, I do good rap!"