A couple of Coastside beaches passed muster, but most got failing grades for cleanliness.
When he read in the news that a gang of women thieves were stealing clothing at Lululemon stores around the Bay Area, our resident palindromist Alan Wald (no fan of yoga pants) cabled us that the crime wave has spread to The 49th State: "Palindrome-loving thieves in Alaska targeted one particular branch store: Nome Lululemon."
JUST SAY NO!
Boaters: Keep your radios tuned to Channel 16.
Truckee, Calif. Airport
An El Granada woman accused of setting fire to bales of hay twice in one week in Half Moon Bay claims that she also burned up $20,000 in cash to prevent "the zombie apocalypse."
This car went over the cliff and landed upside down on Pescadero State Beach. Details were sketchy, but people at the scene indicated rescue personnel didn't find anyone in the car by the time they arrived. Days later there still was no word on who drove the car over the edge and why. (Photo: Kyle Ludowitz, Half Moon Bay Review)
The same can probably be said for vaping.