Inner Editor Feed

So there!

Handy dandy all-purpose editor's note to critics and trolls (borrowed from Ed Yong of The Atlantic):
"If you have sent abuse or insults, please know that I have filed away your comments for the time when my toilet paper eventually runs out."
And then there's this classic kiss-off:
"Here I sit in the smallest room of my house with your letter before me. It will shortly be behind me."