True Confessions
HOW 75 BAY AREA PLACES GOT THEIR NAMES
June 21, 2018
ALAN WALD PUTS ON THE RITZ
May 24, 2018
Many years ago, when Pacifican Alan Wald learned that the new Ritz-Carlton in Half Moon Bay would need to fill more than 300 new jobs, he not only applied for a job but also applied to the DMV for personalized license plates for his two cars: RITZ HMB and HMB RITZ. As it turned out, Wald didn't get the job. ("Too old," they said.) Wald muses, "I guess you could say I applied for a job at the Ritz, and all I got were these crummy license plates."
SOCAL SCHADENFREUDE
March 26, 2018
Alan Wald's brother-in-law and sister, Jerry and Lynne Shaw, enjoy coffee and a view of Catalina Island from the deck of Starbucks in Palos Verdes, California. "Does this beat your Taco Bell?" they quipped.
DRINK OF THE DAY
March 25, 2018
TRUE CONFESSIONS
March 22, 2018
A MAN AND HIS DOG
February 12, 2018
SOCIAL MEDIA CAN BE SO SAD
December 16, 2017
REVENGE VS. PARKING HOGS
November 25, 2017
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DUH!
October 17, 2017
Hot Dogma
August 31, 2017
A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. "Excuse me, but where’s my change?" asks the Zen master. The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."
Freelance Achievement Stickers
August 11, 2017
We've Come a Long Way
July 31, 2017
Where It's At
April 06, 2017
Pow!
March 27, 2017
WOOF WOOF
March 27, 2017
Impeachara: Novel Antitrump Medication
March 15, 2017
Information Load
January 29, 2017
Cat Nap Map
November 12, 2016